Glee

Sue Sylvester: "It's broccoli. When I showed this to to Brittany earlier she began to whimper thinking I cut down a small tree where a small family of gummy bears lived."

Happy Gilmore

Happy Gilmore: "Just tap it in. Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy tap tap taparoo"

One of our favorites when we're doing projects that require hammering nails!

Happy Gilmore

Happy Gilmore: "[to his golf ball] You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!"